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3 Tall Pines Sassy Ass Delta 9 Soda 12oz 5mg

$25.00

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Every can is infused with 5mg of Delta 9 soluble, ensuring your aura is always relaxed and the atmosphere irresistibly inviting. Alcohol-free, this soda allows you to savor every moment with full clarity, keeping your conversations crisp and carefree.

This Sassy Ass Soda boasts 24 grams of sugar, because life is too delicious for dullness. With only 100 calories per can, it's the ideal treat that playfully scoffs at the ordinary.

This soda is a blend of all-natural zing and lab-tested quality – we're earnest about our entertainment.

So, grab a Delta 9 soda and let your inner donkey prance. It's not just a drink – it's a lively companion that's ready to elevate your day to euphoric heights. Prepare to sip, enjoy, and be delightfully dynamic!

  • 5mg of Delta 9
  • Non Alcoholic
  • 24g Sugar 
  • 100 Calories
  • All Natural
  • Lab Tested
  • 4 Pack



Lab Results

Ingredients: pure cane sugar, water, natural flavors, citric acid, & 5mg Delta 9.

Directions: Dosage is one can and should be drank slowly. Allow at least an hour before considering another can.


Warning: Must be 21 years of age or older. Use responsibly. Do NOT mix with alcohol or other hemp derived products. Do not use this product if you are concerned about drug testing.

This product contains 0.3% hemp derived THC or less. Do not operate a motor vehicle, use heavy equipment, and or machinery when using this product. Do not consume if you are nursing or pregnant. Please consult your health care professional about potential interactions or other possible complications before using this product. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. Keep out of reach of children.

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